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funny : I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy...

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You spelled “nudes” wrong
Bill Burr on Good Day NY, sharp as ever.
Nick Offerman on being manly
Money shot right there!
We asked the 3 of them to take a pic of their awesome costumes and this guy jumped
Today was "Meme Day" at my old high school for homecoming week. I appreciate
Can't get this shampoo outta my hair
Damn right!
Wife left me alone with the kids for the first time and after asking for an update
I’ve waited my whole life to record a moment like this
when it rains.
Just found out that my friend was on the front page yesterday, here's another angle
An employee of mine said I needed to check the security footage for a guy humping
This is my favorite mug. I got it at a thrift store and have no idea who these people
Gus doesn’t deserve this 😔
Reminder to always let Aubrey Plaza accept an award for you
That’s ok, Friday is fine.
The war is over.
i editted myself into SEVEN and switched the head in the box with a pair of pink
Canadian drug dealers trying to get their first real job
Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage dressed up as Marilyn Manson.
I just faceswapped my dog and my cat
Hands-free telephone set ad in 1993
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