: Magicians are nothing without their assistant
My Worst Nightmare
Me flying my quadline kite and getting blown away while my friends are no help..
Thanks, Google Translate
Using the dinosaur filter while celebrating birthday didn't go well
My security camera caught this shady character
Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch”
Clouds have feelings too
I get a Snapchat from my brother and then a text from my dad saying, “post that to the Internet”.
Don't mess with this guy
My wife ran and won her age group in her first 5k this weekend. Here are a couple pictures from the race.
First thought that popped into my head when I saw this
In Spanish-speaking countries, the tooth fairy is a mouse (Ratoncito Pérez). This is my dentist office.
These employees at NASA totally look like they're about to drop the most fire mixtape in the galaxy
Remodeling a Bathroom
This sign on a vending machine at my work
No one is breaking into this house!
I'm deathly afraid of heights... I went to the Skydeck at the Willis Tower (Sears Tower) and slowly inched my back to the edge, mustered up all composure I could and took a pic. I thought I nailed it until I saw the photo...
My friend was stopped by some tourists to take a photo of them in front of an advertisement for Tape Face in Las Vegas... My friend IS Tape Face.
The tides have turned.
Mark Ruffalo visits children's hospital in his Hulk costume.
And we have a lift off!