: I am glad the ladies had a sense of humor about it all.
We just moved in, I had no idea she lived there
Meet my wife. The key takeaway here is it was still my fault
Delta is giving me $800 for each bumped flight. I'm up to 2 so far.
OMG... He knows!!!
Wife: "I wish I was a trophy wife." Me: "You are a trophy wife! You're a participation trophy! :D "
When the girl behind the bar knows my drink before I order
Advertisers thinking a little too highly of themselves these days...
After finding out that at least six of Trump’s advisors, including Steve Bannon, used private e-mail accounts while working for The White House
For real though...
Now that marijuana is almost legal, these kind of people are becoming a thing.
Good Guy Bill Gates
After contracting food poisoning while on the road, seriously thank you.
Safe to say I gave up and resumed this habit
Would have been able to go to sleep sooner if I had just gone along with it
It's so frustrating.
School district pulls 'To Kill A Mockingbird' from reading list; 'makes people uncomfortable'
As a poor student coming into the holidays...
First the Panama Papers, now the Paradise Papers
Uber drivers are putting out tip jars now too?
I knew I forgot something before going to bed...
EA after 350k+ downvotes.
If only Reddit karma was this easy