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I don’t know who will see this. I don’t know if anyone will see this. All I know

I don’t know who will see this. I don’t know if anyone will see this. All I know is that in this life, no matter what I do, no matter what legacy I may have, the only thing I want to be remembered for, is the time that I shit out one of the best TV characters of all time. The time I shit out ALF...

yesterday i ate a burrito, today (click for perfect replica)

yesterday i ate a burrito, today (click for perfect replica)

Not everybody appreciates poop humor. Or poop pictures. (NSFW)

Not everybody appreciates poop humor. Or poop pictures. (NSFW)

Found this at school

Found this at school

my shoe size is 11 for size comparison

my shoe size is 11 for size comparison

I'd give my turd an 8 out of 10

I'd give my turd an 8 out of 10

Me after seeing this subreddit:

Me after seeing this subreddit:

Estimated 3+ unbroken feet

Estimated 3+ unbroken feet

Thought this belonged here (xpost WTF)

Thought this belonged here (xpost WTF)

2 footer. Just barely fit.

2 footer. Just barely fit.

Saw this at a public park

Saw this at a public park

I pooped in the office and got away with it.

I pooped in the office and got away with it.

My shit looks like an up vote!

My shit looks like an up vote!

After 2 “shitty” weeks, I used an enema and birthed this thing. **Throwaway account

After 2 “shitty” weeks, I used an enema and birthed this thing. **Throwaway account for obvious reasons**

Found this atrocity at work

Found this atrocity at work

self cleaning toilet X-post from r/wtf

I have parcopresis (AKA "Shy Bowel Syndrome"). After a three day trip of

I have parcopresis (AKA "Shy Bowel Syndrome"). After a three day trip of no pooping, I created one of the strangest turds I've ever seen. Ladies and gentlemen, The Wizard's Hat.

My friend after being constipated for 5 days. Yeah I know.

My friend after being constipated for 5 days. Yeah I know.

I’ll take my award now thank you

I’ll take my award now thank you

Taco Bell + Milkshake + half gallon of milk + 6 turkey and cheese sandwiches = whole

Taco Bell + Milkshake + half gallon of milk + 6 turkey and cheese sandwiches = whole lotta mess

There is a large anused male at our school known only as the Big Shit Bandit, this

There is a large anused male at our school known only as the Big Shit Bandit, this is one of many of his works

Found while cleaning at the Highschool😳

Found while cleaning at the Highschool😳

Dropped this monster of a deuce today

Dropped this monster of a deuce today

how far in there is it?

how far in there is it?

I work at subway because I be making these foot longs

I work at subway because I be making these foot longs

And the world record for the longest shit goes to...

And the world record for the longest shit goes to...

My girlfriend sent me this monster

My girlfriend sent me this monster

The half-green goblin.

The half-green goblin.

This always comes in handy for classifying the density of poops.

This always comes in handy for classifying the density of poops.

I had a cough and fever so I was prescribed panadol and codeine by the doctor. Suddenly

I had a cough and fever so I was prescribed panadol and codeine by the doctor. Suddenly realised today I hadn’t pooped for a week and felt an intense cramp. Went to the loo and needed help to birth this thing out.

6 days on my low carb ‘tummy toner’ diet and this horrid thing came out. Now

6 days on my low carb ‘tummy toner’ diet and this horrid thing came out. Now my tushie is bleeding and won’t close.

Girls poops are prettier ♡ My morning poop 😌

Girls poops are prettier ♡ My morning poop 😌

They said it couldn’t be done

They said it couldn’t be done

This was at my school

This was at my school

Now I know why the whole floor smelled

Now I know why the whole floor smelled

It just wouldn’t stop

It just wouldn’t stop

So my girlfriend nonchalantly texts me that theres an ogre shit in the girls bathroom

So my girlfriend nonchalantly texts me that theres an ogre shit in the girls bathroom and everyone in her class went to go look at it. I left mine to take a look and this is the bastard child that stared back at me

with great achievement comes great sacrifice

with great achievement comes great sacrifice

I think this belongs here (xpost from wtf)

I think this belongs here (xpost from wtf)

When you have to go so bad that you gotta use a porta-potty... I haven’t gone for

When you have to go so bad that you gotta use a porta-potty... I haven’t gone for a few days for the record... and it smells atrocious

Didn't feel all that impressive when taking the dump, but to my surprise... A 360

Didn't feel all that impressive when taking the dump, but to my surprise... A 360 degree poop!

One solid masterpiece

One solid masterpiece

Measured one of my thickest! Oooh! Butt a little sore.

Measured one of my thickest! Oooh! Butt a little sore.

Pleasure meeting you, good guy poop

Pleasure meeting you, good guy poop

Took a fat shit

Took a fat shit

Felt great coming out :)

Felt great coming out :)

Top 5 most relieving moments of my life.

Top 5 most relieving moments of my life.

Is this a world record poop?

Is this a world record poop?

Horrified and amazed at what I pushed out after 3.5 days. One foot long and shocking

Horrified and amazed at what I pushed out after 3.5 days. One foot long and shocking width.

One of those soul cleansing shits

One of those soul cleansing shits

Oh Jesus! 😭😭😭 Broke my width record and my butthole!

Oh Jesus! 😭😭😭 Broke my width record and my butthole!

This beauty came out in one smooth 10 second push. Most satisfying shit of the week.

This beauty came out in one smooth 10 second push. Most satisfying shit of the week.

I have a wonderful girlfriend

I have a wonderful girlfriend

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