My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see
Guardians of the Front Page
Gas station worker takes precautionary measures after customer refused to put out his cigarette
The conversation my son and I will have on Christmas Eve.
The Denver Broncos have the entire town of ‘South Park’ in the stands for today’s NFL game.
Just increased my car’s value by 1 billion dollars
My grandma wanted some “creative” grad photos of my friend since we’re graduating at the same time. This was her least favorite
Today one of my 4th grade students renamed himself "reconecting ..." on our Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson.
Sheep in Human Clothing
I took a few shots at Lake Louise today and Google offered me this panorama:
My kids came in and told me there was water coming from the laundry room. They said it looked like it started at the washer. I rushed in to find this. Buncha comedians in my house...
"Are you sure you want to go back to the Old Version?"
These damn ads are what did it!
Irish man leaves funny recording for his funeral!
I get an email every time I get a package delivered to my apartment’s mailroom. It’s supposed to be a photo of the label, but there’s this one guy...
UPDATE. EA announces plans for next gen controller.
Bollywood at it finest.
"Where's your mask?" prank
Please enjoy this video of me getting rocked by a trash can.
Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home
Prof of culture indeed.
I got my mask in the mail. Maybe I should've gone with a better quality...
My son happened across a herd of other t-rex last night and they asked him to join them.
I found a bunch of fake cameras at Goodwill
I figured out you don’t actually have to assemble these things.
Bill Burr on Good Day NY, sharp as ever.
I'm that sibling
please hold me
Got this big roll of toilet paper as a gag gift for Christmas. Whose laughing now!?
My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny.
Middle child asserting dominance over all others
After getting hit by a car this year, I thought this was the only appropriate costume for Halloween!
Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.
Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch”
My 13 years old daughter has a great sense of humour, she drew this today!
This is the best thing I've done on snapchat.
Our baby announcement photo. My wife looked so obnoxiously thin 24 hours after delivery that I joked I looked like the one who had just delivered. So we decided to swap for a funny photo.
Dude was showing the gorilla pictures of female gorillas and he for real is like "next one please"
My buddy dressed up as Eleven in honor of Stranger Things season 2.
Today was "Meme Day" at my old high school for homecoming week. I appreciate this science teacher even more now.
Ryan Reynolds thought he was attending a sweater party.
Every single Scandinavian crime drama
Guy wakes up in the wrong house!
Girl voice actor pranks Indian scammers
Quarantine made it clear
Dad afraid of heights trying to get a look 😂
A picture of my brother in P.E class today
He did say please
Salt Lake Tribune
I could see how this could be taken out of context...
Thankful to this unknown man for striking a pose and for not messing with my camera set up after he stumbled upon it. Also added, a bobcat using the log just a couple weeks prior.
All my husband wanted for Valentines was this stupid dinosaur costume. Ask and you shall receive...
No one is breaking into this house!
How to clean with Sandstorm