Of course I know him. He is me
Oh no you don’t
Brain.exe has commit DIE
can someone explain it
I got my mask in the mail. Maybe I should've gone with a better quality...
It really do be like that
My son happened across a herd of other t-rex last night and they asked him to join them.
I mean I basically made him rich
*bumps head* maybe I’m Godzilla?
My life was a lie.
I found a bunch of fake cameras at Goodwill
It’s been real fam.
Real SOMA ULTE ❤️
Oh look, Reddit
I figured out you don’t actually have to assemble these things.
Wanna hear another joke
Right as rain after that
Modern day pirate
Following your passion is hard in Asia
Bill Burr on Good Day NY, sharp as ever.
I'm that sibling
please hold me
They are some greedy ones
Its all coming together
All the help we can give
Harold should be meme of the decade
Hey Blizzard, I heard you like China's money ?
Shut it off
Do dee do dee doo. Whoops!
Licensed Dad Joke
*happy bubonic noises*
Turns out nobody ever answered him
Oh yes, I can finally play some gta v
He is the chosen one. He will bring the change
Quick, while the British are sleeping.
did it happen to all of us?
Got this big roll of toilet paper as a gag gift for Christmas. Whose laughing now!?
Makes the calculations simpler
My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny.
I love Amusement Parks
One of the happiest moments in life
Middle child asserting dominance over all others
Didn’t think about that
After getting hit by a car this year, I thought this was the only appropriate costume for Halloween!
Maybe she's hard to forget
Excuse me.. Wtf?
I'm the captain now
I have no idea whatsoever
Helicopter goes brrrr
iOS 14 bout to expose some people
they belong in arkham
Phew. That was a close one.
Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.
not this shit again
nro that feeling
Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch”
lesbian eating grool
make it ginger