: The conversation my son and I will have on Christmas Eve.
Recovery level: 360°
My parents haven't noticed.
My cousin is a driver for UPS and posted this today
My brother gave me a framed photo of my most upvoted comment of all time for Secret Santa this year.
"Shirtception" - my favorite gift every year from my brother. We're now at level 4.
My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see
The calm before the storm.......
Happy New Year, children!
Just picked up Ed Sheeran's new album
My dog was extremely tired, but just HAD to follow me into the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Overcrowding in British prisons
Canadian Russian roulette
My Dad makes my step mom take pictures of him doing weird things when we have record breaking low temperatures
How to stop a kangaroo fight
Late post but I think we found out who my parents’ favorite child is.
I found a bunch of fake cameras at Goodwill
Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab.
Making a deposit
When Your Girls Insist The Costco Clerk Is Maui from Moana
Tom Hanks crashing couples wedding photo shoot.
Checkmate, Flat Earthers!
My GF's obsession with cheesy cursive signs inspired me to make my own uninspirational signs